LOL Zombie

Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!

Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep  But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!

Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.

Look at that cute tiny little grass. Just sleeping the day away. I wonder what it’s dreaming of.

Blanket on, Too Hot. Blanket off, Too Cold. One leg out, Perfect. Until…

Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you through the hall!

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Every night the deal goes down, and every morning I say F the police.

Maybe there is more to life than eating.

Like sleeping. Or playing on the internet.

Coffee! Because you can sleep when you’re dead.

Sleeping with pets: Expectation vs Reality

You always want to cuddle up with your cute cat or dog; until they take over the bed.
Their happiness is more important than yours remember. Well at least they think so.

How to stay safe from ghosts while you sleep.

See that safety zone? Stay in there. Don’t get very close to the edge!

Love is not waking someone up at 3am to say I love you.

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die

Good Friggin Morning to you too.