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Police Investigating A Stolden Toilet

Sadly, without any leads, they have nothing to go on.

Do Not Feed or Molest The Gators

If you need a warning sign like this, that you’ve probably got bigger problems. Plus it’s against the law!

I Have Seen The Truth!

And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.

Keep Right. Go Left.

So by right you mean left and by up you mean down? I’m confused.

Like It Or Not, You Should Share The Road

Maybe you like bicyclists, maybe you don’t. Either way you have to share the road with them. But no one says you have to be happy about it.

Wait. You live where?

If you think you live in the worst place possible, at least you don’t live here.

New TSA Checkpoint Signs

Look for these next time you’re at the airport. There may also be different variations for men.

Trespassers and Survivors Will Be Shot

Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors.

Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.

Crossing The Street Is Dangerous: Know The Signs

Be careful when crossing the street as it can be mighty dangerous. To know for sure, check to see if it’s got a running man image on it. If so, you’re in danger. Run fast.

If it’s blinking at you, then you need to stay aware. Danger could be around any corner.

If it’s just a hand, then you’re cool. Relax and enjoy the day.

via Wooster Collective

Zombies In The Area. You’ve Been Warned

Zombie sightings are on the rise. If you see a warning sigh like this, run! Save yourself. Worry about the rest of us later.