LOL Zombie

PSA: Don’t Have Phone Sex….

We preach because we like you and don’t want you getting nasty STDs.

Don’t Exit, Sex It Up

It’s so much fun if you just add a few letters.

The Pope Is Like Santa, He Sees Everything.

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good and he knows when you’re making yourself happy for goodness sake.

Women’s Emotions vs Mens

Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling.

It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling?

Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?

Zombies vs Necrophiliacs

Zombies don’t have it too easy. I mean they have to deal with necrophiliacs after all. Those people are weird.

If Condoms Had Sponsors…

What’s your favorite sponsor for condoms? Nike? KFC? Pringles? All good choices here. You really can’t go wrong.

Facebook – It’s All About Sex

This is why Facebook is the largest website on the internet. It’s all about sex right from the login screen.

Way to go Facebook!

Some Reindeer Like To Be Whipped

Some like a little extra fun when it comes to Christmas.

If The Light Is On For More Than 4 Hours, You Have A Problem

If the light says on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.

Wow, I didn’t know lights had that issue.

How To Freak Out Nuns

Ohh nuns. You are so easy to freak out. I guess that’s whta happens when you don’t get any.