LOL Zombie

Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.

Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel.

Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.

Wi-Fi signal strength can cause mood swings.

Good wi-fi, good mood. Bad wi-fi, bad mood. No wi-fi, watch out!

via googlygooeys

Sad Truck Needs A Hug

Have you hugged your vehicle today?

Wash Your Damn Spoon

It’s pretty amazing that our society has reached a point where the effort necessary to extract oil from the ground, ship it to a refinery, turn it into plastic, shape it appropriately, truck it to a store, buy it, and bring it home is considered to be less effort than what it takes to just wash the spoon when you’re done with it.

Wash your damn spoon people!