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God Hates Figs

God doesn’t hate anyone, but some people don’t seem to understand that.

Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.

Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.

Sorry Rex, the arc is full.

Poor little dinosaur didn’t stand a chance.

If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?

Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?

Religions of the World. Easily explained.

Short, simple and easy to understand. Just like religion… or not.

Religion Is Like A Penis

Truth

Are You Friends With Noah On Facebook?

Well that explains what happened to the dinosaurs.

Zombie Jesus Loves You

Especially your brain. Mmmm brains. Num Num Num.

The Pope Is Like Santa, He Sees Everything.

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good and he knows when you’re making yourself happy for goodness sake.

No Chocolate In Heaven? I’m Not Going.

My heaven must have chocolate. It’s a simple as that.