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Well for some that’s true. The rest of us thought you looked great two hours ago.
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
Tomorrow is a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Sadly tomorrow always turns into today and, well we all know that nothing is going to get done today. Maybe tomorrow.
Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.
I mean really? Video games are fun. Movies are fun. Going to the bar is fun. Running is hard work and it makes you feel like you are going to die.
We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!
… when a lightbulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the lightbulb.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake.
Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying.
If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. So don’t try.