LOL Zombie

When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.

Then run fast as you never know if they have an anger management issue.

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Awkward Is My Specialty.

You may think I’m awkward and weird and you’d be right. That’s what I do best. Every party, every event, every social gathering. I’m weird, I’m awkward and I do it very well.

I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some great ideas.

He he he. I giggle because I hear them and you can’t.

All I need is time to figure out who I am, who I want to be and where I want to go.

So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.

Please never stop being odd in the most wondrous of ways.

You’re odd, and that’s what I like about you. Don’t change.

I feel like an idiot, although I’m an idiot. So it works out.

Great quote from Billy Madison!

Good things come to those who work their ass off and never give up.

Waiting isn’t going to do you any good. Go out there, work hard and get what you deserve. No one is going to give it to you.

Life’s a bitch. ‘Cause if it was a slut it’d be easy.

Now embrace your inner bitch and have a good time.

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day.

I wish I was doing nothing right now. Or maybe I am.

Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer intense research of an individual.

Oh and just incase you see me outside your window, that’s not me.