Sometimes, it’s not you it’s them. Them assholes that make you feel bad about yourself. Well screw them. You’re better than that.
Just because you have the right of way, or the law is on your side, doesn’t mean you should be stupid and walk in front of traffic. You have a brain, use it.
I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
Tomorrow is a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Sadly tomorrow always turns into today and, well we all know that nothing is going to get done today. Maybe tomorrow.
Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.