LOL Zombie

Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

Take a stand. Stand out. Be different.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I  know a few people you should meet.

Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.

Me, Weird? Bitch, I’m a limited edition.

And don’t you forget it.

When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”

Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.

Maybe there is more to life than eating.

Like sleeping. Or playing on the internet.

You’re 90% of the reason I get up each morning.

The other 10% is because I have to pee.

I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.

Be happy and proud to be who you are.

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

Are you a smart, crazy or dumb one?

If your dog doesn’t like someone, maybe you shouldn’t either.

Dogs are a good judge of character and maybe you should listen to them. If they growl at a stranger, maybe you shouldn’t date them.