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I’ll respond so much faster to a text than a voice mail or email. Especially since you’ll leave a much shorter message.
Who doesn’t love sporks! Unless they’re in the road. Then what do you do? Why do sporks confuse people so? I guess we love them as long as we don’t have to deal with them.
You know who I’m talking about. We all know someone like that.
… because you’re just so hilarious. You know it happens.
No one should be normal. Weird is where it’s at.
True story. I’m awesome, not shy. You should really get to know me.
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on.
Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.