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Never stop laughing. Especially at yourself.
Your Turkey is Moist
Here’s Hoping Your
Relatives Are Sober
Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants
Or Sweat Pants
Better Yet No Pants
Your Thanksgiving is Sane
Or At Least Interesting
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
I don’t want to loose my awesome weird side, but I would like someone to approach me and ask me out on a date. How can we make that happen?
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
Twerk or Treat
Drop The Beat
In The Street
Sometimes, it’s not you it’s them. Them assholes that make you feel bad about yourself. Well screw them. You’re better than that.
Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.
Just because you have the right of way, or the law is on your side, doesn’t mean you should be stupid and walk in front of traffic. You have a brain, use it.
I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.