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Don’t Let The Bastards Get You Down
10, Sep 2010
Never let others get you down. Your opinion is just as good as theirs and if they don’t like it, screw them.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Advice, Quote
If Dignity Was Money, You Could Maybe Buy A Soda
1, Sep 2010
If Dignity Was Money, You Could Maybe Buy A Soda
Ouch. That hurts.
Of course if you don’t have dignity, you probably could care less. You’ll just put it on your credit card.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote
Home Is Where You Can Look Ugly And It’s OK
13, Aug 2010
home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it.
There’s nothing like sitting around home in something that is uber comfortable, but not something you’d wear out in public. Maybe it’s wearing an old t-shirt, having your hair in a mess, no makeup, or maybe it’s just sitting around in your underwear. Whatever it is, it makes you feel good and that’s all that matters.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote, ugly, underware
Life Is To Short #quote
22, Jul 2010
Life is to short
to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So live the people who treat you right,
forgive the ones who don’t (or forget about them)
and believe that everything
happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said that it’d be easy,
they just promised
it would be worth it.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote
I Love You With All My Butt
30, Jun 2010
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
You can’t disagree with that logic.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Butt, Love, Quote
So Weird Yet So Rare
8, Jun 2010
Some of us have a gift, and that gift is being weird. We may be too weird to live, but we’re also to rare to die. 
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote, Rare, Weird
Happiness Is Ignoring The Bad Things
30, May 2010
Happiness Is Simply Ignoring The Bad Things In Life
Not everything is going to kill you. Well some things might, but it’s best if you don’t know about them.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote
Some People Are Like Slinkies
29, May 2010
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Ha ha! Now don’t try this at home kids.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote, Slinkies, Toys
Never Tell Your Problems To Anyone…
30, Apr 2010
Never tell your problems to anyone… 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
On the other hand, if you do, then it’ll probably make 80% of the people happy.
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote
Whatever You Give A Women She’ll Multiply…
21, Apr 2010
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you your heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
That’s words of wisdom right there that every man should get on his wedding day!
- In: Random Fun
- Tags: Quote, Woman
