A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it.
Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.

Rubber ducks have all the fun. They get to see everyone naked and no one thinks twice. Such little perverts.
Not sure what they are selling here. I thought it was going to be for a TV show, then I heard maybe it’s Guitar Hero 5, or maybe it’s subliminal advertising and my mind is going to trick me into buying it later today. Humm….