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Land Before Time

Did it take a long time to get that bow-tie on? Did it take a long what?

Where are all the parties at?

How Netflix Gets Your Money

We all think that we’re cheating the system when it comes to Netflix. But the reality is we often forget about that movie and it’s just been sitting there for weeks and no one is watching it; but we’re still paying for it.

Animal Horders – 101 Dalmatians

We hord animals because that’s what we learned as a kid.

CBS Cares About Your Man Pieces

I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this.

Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q

Jurassic Park 4 – Rise of Rex

It was only a matter of time before the fun loving dinosaur broke his Toy Story cover and became the bad boy he really was.

Horror Movies For Chickens

Sometimes life is scary.

Twilight 101 – All You Need To Know

Twilight isn’t that complex of a movie, or book. It’s basically this girl, a vampire and a bunch of people either loving it or not understanding why people think it’s so great. The basics are outlined above.

Evolution Of Man Around The World

Not every man turned from an ape into lazy TV watching men. Some evolved into things you only see in the movies!

But I Am A Transformer

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.

She said “I’m sick of it. You actually believe that you’re a Transformer. It’s stupid. I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you.”

I said “But Baby, I can change.”

She said “There you go again!”