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Microsoft Hires Rapper – Fires Them in Two Minutes [video]

Upcoming American rapper Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) was hired to perform at Microsoft’s Atlanta retail store on Friday, but the software giant got more than it bargained for. MGK performed ‘Hold On (Shut up)’ for the crowd at the Microsoft Store, where he appeared to mark The Source magazine’s release of their annual Power 30 issue. After rapping “fuck these computers…” the rapper started jumping between tables at the store that contained laptop and tablet computers. “Fuck these computers…”

Note to people who hire talent, hire talent. Not some rapper that hates computers.

Microsoft Paint is Awesome

Sledding like a mother F**ker.ppt

Looks like you can even make PowerPoint fun. That is as long as you don’t use PowerPoint.

Windows Explorer FTW

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Windows in a long time!

Web Design. Where Your Time Goes.

Are you a web designer? Or maybe you wonder what takes your designer so long? Well here is a breakdown of where the majority of their time goes.

Unfortunately little time is spent actually designing. Most is spent testing and troubleshooting thanks to Microsoft and their lack of standards compliance.

via The Net is Dead

Family Guy: I have an iPod like the rest of the world.

Hey Bill! Can you help program my Zune? Wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world.

Bing Goes The Internet With a Horrible Song and Dance

Everyone wants their 5 minutes of fame. Some so much that they’d create a very cheesy song and dance for Bing.com.

Now, rumor has it that this was a contest from Microsoft and the guy won $500. If that’s true, then this guy is a winner and Microsoft is the looser as there has to be better entries than this.

However, if we add a little beat boxing to it, and a few hot girls, we could have the next Macarena.