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CBS Cares About Your Man Pieces

I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this.

Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q

Women’s Emotions vs Mens

Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling.

It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling?

Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?

Evolution Of Man Around The World

Not every man turned from an ape into lazy TV watching men. Some evolved into things you only see in the movies!

How Men Really See Bras

It’s just so much harder than it looks.

Even Zombies Enjoy A Nice Rack

A man’s a man. Even after you take the life from him and turn him into a zombie.

Men Are Dogs. Women Are Cars.

Men are like dogs and women are like cars. Men chase every one that passes by and when they catch one, they are completely shocked.

Beer Turning Men into Women

Researchers can prove that beer turns men into women.

It only takes a few beers and then men:

• Talked excessively without making sense.
• Became overly emotional.
• Couldn’t drive.
• Failed to think rationally.
• Argued over nothing.
• Had to sit while urinating.
• Couldn’t perform sexually.
• Refused to apologize when wrong.

Why Women Should Not Drag Their Husbands Shopping

Sometimes it’s best to just leave your husband at home instead of dragging him to the store with you. Unfortunately this lady learned that the hard way as her husband was having a bit to much fun at the store.

• He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.
• Move ‘Wet Floor’ signs onto carpeted areas.
• Darted around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
• Hid in a clothing rack and yelled “Pick Me!”
• Went into a changing room and yelled “There’s no toilet paper in here.”

Now, if you are a husband that doesn’t want to go to the store, the article has some great ideas!

Any ideas for new pranks?

Men Think About Sex. Women Think About Everything Else.

We all know that men just think about sex and women think about shopping, cats, travel and so much more.

via FFFFOUND!.