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Have you ever looked at your ex and wondered if you were drunk the entire relationship?

10, Jan 2012

Have you ever looked at your ex and wondered if you were drunk the entire relationship?

OMG. Look at you! What did I ever see in you?

Self-Defense Steps for Women

13, Dec 2011

Self-Defense Steps for Women

Need to defend yourself against a mugger? Just start talking about commitment. Most men will run the other way.

It’s true. All the smart nice handsome men are gay.

12, Nov 2011

It's true. All the smart nice handsome men are gay.

Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect.

*Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie to get in your pants.

Men. Here’s a handy chart to talk to women.

3, Nov 2011

The Hormone Guide

The Hormone Guide is a simple guide for men that make talking to women easier. It’ll keep them happier which means you’ll be happier. Simply put, give them wine.

I mustache you a question.

13, Aug 2011

I mustache you a question.

Can eyebrows your computer?

Man Rule #329 – Don’t Talk About Bananas

27, Jul 2011

Man Rule #329 - Don't Talk About Bananas

Don’t look at him, don’t talk about them, don’t do anything that might come across wrong.

How Women See Colors vs Men

11, Apr 2011

How Women See Colors vs Men

It isn’t all black and white, but the number of different shades is quite different.

Women 101 – Blame

11, Feb 2011

Women 101 - Blame

Men, it’s easier to take blame than to argue a pointless point.

CBS Cares About Your Man Pieces

2, Feb 2011

I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this.

Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q

Women’s Emotions vs Mens

1, Feb 2011

Women's Emotions

Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling.

It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling?

Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?


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