LOL Zombie

Things I like about coffee and things I like about you.

What do you know, sounds like a match made in heaven.

You’re 90% of the reason I get up each morning.

The other 10% is because I have to pee.

I Love U 2

I fall in love with you more almost every day.

Cupid is on my shit list.

Not everyone wants to be alone on Valentines. Stupid little jerk baby.

I’ll be my own Valentine ’cause I’m freaking amazing.

I’m awesome and that’s all that counts. Plus this way I get to eat all the chocolates.

Valentines Day is Overpriced and Priceless!

One day, to make up for 364 days of nothing. I guess it’s not so bad if you look at it that way.

Noncommittal Valentines Day Cards

Don’t forget to tell someone that they’re ok. I mean I suppose you’re alright, for now, until someone better comes along.

Valentines Day Heart Conditions

Which one are you?

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

Now that’s a lot of love.