Killer Picture Posts
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
They may be cute and cuddly, but the cereal doesn’t stand a chance.
Chances are somebunny isn’t who they say they are.
It’s the same reasoning as to why they walk around the house at night in the dark with little to nothing on.
Usually when I whack someone, they don’t show up online the next day. Something must have gone wrong. Ohh well. How are you today?
I’ve always wondered how crime shows could zoom in on any random picture and get a clear as day visual of the killer. Now I know.