LOL Zombie

Kids these days have no idea what this is.

No, it’s not a save button! It’s a floppy disk. It holds 1.4Mb of info. That’s enough for a few text files and maybe an image. Plus it makes a great square Frisbee.

OMG Dinosaurs are coming!

Run quick. Grab the toys and a change of pants. Lets get out of here!

Watch out for little bastards

They’re everywhere!

Do you know why children are so happy?

It’s because they don’t know what’s coming when they grow up. Blissful ignorance.

There’s a Difference Between Horses & Hores.

No one likes typos, except when they create hilarious stories like this one!

Exercising Fail – Then vs Now

When we were kids, exercising was fun and easy. Now it’s expensive and lame. What happened to us?!

Demonic Possession In 3, 2, 1

This is a clear indicator that your daughter is becoming possessed.

It’s also a good indication that you should never have more kids. The sperm and egg’s don’t mix well.

via lookatthisfrakkinggeekster

Set Your Kids Sites Low With A Cleaning Cart Toy

Don’t let your kids grow up to be doctors and lawyers and such. Keep them in the real world; as a janitor.

This handy cleaning cart is the perfect gift for you underachieving little one to start to learn the ropes. In no time they’ll be cleaning up barf and emptying out garbage.

Kids Playground Elephant – You’re Doing It WRONG!

Just so you know, if you let your kid slide out of an elephant like poop, you’re probably one screwed up parent.

via FFFFOUND!.