A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.
When we were kids, exercising was fun and easy. Now it’s expensive and lame. What happened to us?!

This is a clear indicator that your daughter is becoming possessed.
It’s also a good indication that you should never have more kids. The sperm and egg’s don’t mix well.
via lookatthisfrakkinggeekster

Don’t let your kids grow up to be doctors and lawyers and such. Keep them in the real world; as a janitor.
This handy cleaning cart is the perfect gift for you underachieving little one to start to learn the ropes. In no time they’ll be cleaning up barf and emptying out garbage.

Just so you know, if you let your kid slide out of an elephant like poop, you’re probably one screwed up parent.
via FFFFOUND!.