LOL Zombie

Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.

Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.

Zombie Jesus Loves You

Especially your brain. Mmmm brains. Num Num Num.

I Found Jesus!

He was hiding behind the couch the whole time. And here I was looking everywhere for him!

Bacon Baby Jesus

What’s Christmas without bacon and baby Jesus? So why not combine them into one delicious celebration!

And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Chicks

You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus.

Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus – You’re Pretty Much Screwed

No matter how you look at it, there’s no beating a Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus.

Unless maybe you’re Chuck Norris; which you aren’t.

Get Er Done With Jesus

Words to live by. “Get Er Done With Jesus”

See. Now this is a church that I’d want to check out!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! aka Easter.

Hope it was full of candy and good times.

Lock is Jesus on LOST?!

So by the looks of it, ABC is claiming that Lock is Jesus? And everyone else at the last supper are just the extras?

Man I knew the bible was confusing, but I didn’t know it was this interesting and addicting.

via TwisterMc’s Social Posterous Stash

I Knew It. Jesus Was a Zombie!

If you compare Jesus to a Zombie you’ll get some similarities. You know, like they both rose from the dead and stuff.

Well this little chart goes one step further and throws Dracula and Frankenstein into the mix too. It seems Jesus is cool like them as well.

It also proves that Jesus is the center of the universe, or at least the center of the chart.

via Blag Hag