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Whale you be my valentine?

Is the iPhone 4S a flip phone? Cuz those are cool.

Buying a ‘cool’ cell phone has come a long way in 10 years!

Introductions: iPhone. YouTube.

Even before they were famous, they were introduced as iPhone and YouTube.

All Hail The Verizon iPhone bla bla bla

Geeks everywhere wet themselves today when Verizon finally announced that the iPhone was coming to their network.

It’s amazing. It’s spectacular. It’s the same phone that’s been out for years on a different network.

No new features, no new design. Nothing but a different, and possibly less suckey, network.

It’s freakin’ amazing!

Good news for AT&T users as well as the AT&T network will see speed and reliability increase as a large portion of the customer base switches over to Verizon.

Of note, no other news happened today. If it did, you couldn’t hear it over the vPhone excitement.

Oh and Luke Wilson, you can suck it!

Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!

Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do:

• Does your taxes and your hair
• Repairs appliances
• Gives the flu to your ex
• Makes broccoli taste like chocolate
• Controls the weather
• Gets you out of jail for free
• Pie on demand
• Makes you invisible
• Time travel
• Attracts UFOs
• Washes your cat
• and so much more

Look for it sometime in the future. Probably not tomorrow though as there are still a few bugs to work out with the cat washing thing.

Going to the night club tonight? Go to the iPhone of night clubs!

We are the iPhone of night clubs. Four full bars but crappy service.

I don’t know about you, but they had me at iPhone.

The Real Problem With AT&T’s Reception

The real problem with AT&T’s reception is that it cuts out so much that even customer service only hears what it wants to hear.

Are iPhones Turning People Into Hobbits? [cartoon]

iPhones. Turning normal everyday average Joe’s into some sort of creepy little hobbit that want nothing more than their precious.

Which, of course, you can’t touch. And if you try and take it away he’ll freak out!

iPhone 4 Love Affair [cartoon]

Sometimes, new shinny Apple toys are so amazing, that you don’t realize what you’re missing out on. This is the case for thousands of Americans playing with their sweet iPhone 4.

Proof That The Future Is Here

One iPhone is equivalent to a hundred pieces of 1980s technology.