Posts Tagged ‘Internet’
Today I will get some shit done and avoid the internet distractions.

Hey look at that new cat video. And someone posted updates on Facebook. What’s that, a new funny Tumblr blog? OMG a new shiny something somewhere on the Internet. I’ll get shit done tomorrow. Promise.
Practice safe design, use a concept.

You can never be to safe on the web.
Cloud storage may be screwing up heaven.

Sure, it sounds like a good idea to put everything in the cloud, but where are all the angels suppose to hang out then? Or are they our IT department?
Error – You are using Windows
Sometimes, a simple error message is all you need.

Great. So if the problem reporter is freaking out, maybe I should too.

I knew it!

And the any key is where? Right. Under my damn hammer!

Ohh, so the computer gets to have all the fun.

But I can't hit restart without the mouse!

Not exactly how I pictured my first time.

So a butterfly can take down my OS? Someone close the windows!

I love you Windows. You're perfect. BFFs forever.

What? I thought the internet was safe sex.

We still don't care about anything but errors.

Your TV is lonely. Remember that thing? You use to love it in the 80s.
This is what you look like right now!

Chances are I’m right too!
Dante’s Internet – How bad are you?
Why Superheros aren’t on the internet more.

Seems computers aren’t made for their unique personalities.
So The Internet Is Just Like Jr High?

Sad but true. It’s all about friends and trying to be cool.
Your Computer Is An Incredible Machine For Avoiding Work

You’ve got to admit, your computer is much cooler when you’re not working on it.
Spam Bots Are In Your Interwebs
Spam Bots – We’re in your interwebs stealing you viagra.
Ohh so that’s what a spam bot looks like. Kinda cute actually. Not sure why he needs viagra though.














