LOL Zombie

10 Commandments for Happy Cats

Do you have a cat? Want them to be happy? Then follow these 10 cat rules.

Wakes up happy for no reason.

I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.

I was so happy I pooped rainbows and unicorns.

I’m not sure how happy you have to be to have this happen, but I’ve never been that happy. Maybe someday I will be.

Wi-Fi signal strength can cause mood swings.

Good wi-fi, good mood. Bad wi-fi, bad mood. No wi-fi, watch out!

via googlygooeys

A toast to you.

You’re kind of awesome. Keep being you.

If you’re happy and you know it slap your friends.

Consider yourself slapped.

Life Instructions – How to be happy.

Have Fun. Do not hurt people. Do not accept defeat. Strive to be happy!

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.

Ohhhhhh. My bad.

I can always make you smile.

With a little bit of force of course.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.