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Ghost Puppies

Just in time for Halloween, you can get yourself a ghost puppy! It’s a real puppy that sounds like a ghost.

Bite My Glowing Orange Ass – Bender Pumpkin Stencil

This is actually a Bender pumpkin stencil!

Just carve around the black parts and scrape out the orange parts and you’ll have a pumpkin with a large attitude and everyone will be jealous.

Carve A Twitter or Facebook Pumpkin

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a Fail Whale Twitter pumpkin or a Like Facebook pumpkin!

Even Zombies Like Halloween Candy

No trick or treat candy until you’ve eaten every bit of your brain, young man.

Even zombie kids want to eat their Halloween candy more than they want to eat their dinner. And they get to eat brains! Guess chocolate is better than brains. But I could have told you that.

One Of The Coolest Halloween Pranks Ever! (video)

What better way to prank the neighborhood than to dress up a 4 foot mannequin in a creepy costume, stand it outside of peoples houses, ring the door bell and watch them react. When the little guy doesn’t leave, and doesn’t make a sound, its enough to freak almost anyone out!

Even Ghosts Have A Black Sheet In The Family

It doesn’t matter who your family is, there is always that one that is a little bit different then the rest. He’s just not quite right in the head, but a whole lot of fun!

5 Reasons Why I Don’t Get Music These Days

Have you turned on the radio lately? Have you seen the artists? Something is just wrong here.

Lets start with Ke$ha.

Ohh Ke$ha. Who told you it was smart to put a $ in the middle of our name? Well it’s not. It looks stupid and makes you look cheap. Sure it works in a password, but girl, you got problems. Hopefully your new found stardom will soon burn out.

Hey R Kelly. I think your career peaked when you sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly‘ in 1998 and it’s all been downhill from there. Also, I think those underage girls you may, or may not, have had relations with want their clothes back.

Where do we begin with Lil Wayne? The tattoos? The guy who sells millions of songs but can’t afford a belt? The poster child for not doing drugs? Seriously kids, you don’t wanna turn out like Lil Wayne. No one sleeps with him because of his looks, only his presumed money. Probably blows all that on tattoos and drugs.

If you ever need to know how to freak people out, turn to Lady Gaga for some tips. The good news is that Halloween is going to be much more interesting for years to come. The bad news is her horrifically addicting songs will haunt us for much longer.

What the hell? Where did this kid come from? I don’t know who Justin Bieber is or why he’s so popular, but I think it’s time for him go to back to middle school. I mean he hasn’t even hit puberty but has hosted SNL and probably has more money then I’ll ever make. Stupid little jerk.

Those are my top 5 questionable artists. Who bugs you?

Beware Of The Teen Wolf Pug

Not all dogs are created equal. Some are moody teenagers that turn into werewolves at night! Or at lest at Halloween.

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Best Halloween Costume Goes To 3 Brothers as 3 Different Favres

The best 2009 Halloween costume goes to 3 Iowa boys who all dressed up as Brett Favre; but 3 different Brett Favres.

Green Bay Packers Brett Favre
Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre
New York Jets Brett Favre

See, there is a good reason he flip flops from team to team.

Which Brett Favre is your favorite?

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Make Your Own, Gross, Meat Hand

If you need something to really gross our your friends this Halloween, the meat hand may be just the thing. I mean look at it!

It’s only meatloaf, cheese, onion, and ketchup but man it looks nasty. Supposedly it tasks pretty delicious though.

Get all the instructions, yes there is a recipe, over at not martha.