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God Hates Figs

God doesn’t hate anyone, but some people don’t seem to understand that.

Santa vs God vs Spiderman

Seems Santa’s all cool according to this point of view.

Sorry Rex, the arc is full.

Poor little dinosaur didn’t stand a chance.

If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?

Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?

Religion Is Like A Penis

Truth

God Mad Everything…. But Not Gays #WTF

If you believe that God appeared out of nowhere, made everything you see, but yet hates gays, or anyone for that matter, then you have a screw loose.

Either God created all and loves all, or evolution happened. Pick one.

Does God Read Our Tweets?

When we get to the end of our life, will God know all we’ve done by reading our tweets? Or will we have to explain everything to him?

God’s Last Name Is Not Damnit

Believe it or not, God’s last name isn’t damnit.

I’m sure his middle name isn’t f*cking either.

Who knew?

God’s Computer Isn’t A Mac

Not sure what kind of computer God uses, but it doesn’t appear to be a Mac. The usability and style are just no good.

Probably some custom form of Linux or something.

If God Hates Fags…

Some logic, you just can’t argue with. Those gays have all sorts of style. I see them on Top Model all the time.

via Where’sRory.com