A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.
It’s the epic battle of a weatherman vs a cockroach. To bad the weatherman doesn’t understand that you can just stomp on it. Course then it wouldn’t be half as funny.

Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect.
*Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie to get in your pants.

If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.