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If the fetus you protect is gay, will you continue to protect its rights?

Everyone is about protecting an unborn child, but what about when that child grows up to be gay?

Will you still protect their rights?

Homosexual vs Heterosexual Love

And why aren’t we all treated equal?

Being Gay isn’t voluntary. Hate is.

Video: Weatherman vs Cockroach #omg

It’s the epic battle of a weatherman vs a cockroach. To bad the weatherman doesn’t understand that you can just stomp on it. Course then it wouldn’t be half as funny.

When I grow up I want to be fabulous.

And so far he’s right on track.

It’s true. All the smart nice handsome men are gay.

Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect.

*Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie to get in your pants.

Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.

If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.

Don’t like it? Don’t do it?

Some things in life are simple so why are we making it so hard for others?

Texas pride runs deep.

Gay? Unhappy? Wait, isn’t that a contradiction?