LOL Zombie

If you’re happy and you know it slap your friends.

Consider yourself slapped.

It’s hard to find a friend as good as me so don’t loose me.

Friends with Benefits

No no, not those kind. Perv.

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.

This would be why some of my friends seem a little stupid.

Please neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives.

It’s for the good of all of us really.

Please don’t make me unfriend you.

This is just a curtsy warning. I don’t want it to get all weird between us. Just stop being so …. you… an be a little more ….. not you. Thanks!

Friends Don’t Let You Do Stupid Things… Alone

Plenty of people do plenty of stupid things. If you’re doing them alone, then your friends suck.

Are Your Imaginary Friends On Facebook?

If you think about it, how many friends do you have on Facebook? And how many of them do you actually know? Chances are, some of those friendships are imaginary.

You’re Weird. I Like You.

You’re Weird. I Like You.

A true friend is one that is just and weird and strange as you are.

I Got Your Back Friend

Don’t worry. I got your back. Count on me.