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Be careful what you wish for. You never know when you might actually get turned into a sandwich.
As soon as we’re done carving pumpkins, we’ll start in on carving turkeys!
Everyone knows cows like grass. Not sure what the big deal is.
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
That dude was jalapeño business. Like he should stay out of it and leave us alone.
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy.
Whats that? You wanna a piece of me? I don’t think so, that’d be a big mistake.
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad.
Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.
It must be hard to live in the fridge and having your friends expire all the time. Either that or get eaten.
We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly you have just enough room for that. That’s the best.