Posts Tagged ‘food’

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Spoiled Milk

4, Feb 2012

Spoiled Milk

Now this is a super bowl.

2, Feb 2012

No football required.

Coffee is a warm delicious drug.

30, Jan 2012

Good mornings only happen after you get your fix.

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

26, Jan 2012

They say life is all about how you look at it, but no one is giving you melons. Lemons maybe, but not melons.

Your phone only needs two buttons: Batman & Pizza

15, Jan 2012

Everything else is unimportant.

OMG! You killed my hot dog.

14, Jan 2012

You bastard.

In case of fire, break glass and roast marshmallow.

12, Jan 2012

If you’re going to have a fire, might as well get some enjoyment out of it.

Would you like ice cream or sherbert?

30, Dec 2011

Would you like ice cream or sherbert?

Ohh Ernie, you so funny.

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

28, Dec 2011

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

You can’t be to careful these days.

Friends with Benefits

24, Dec 2011

Friends with Benefits

No no, not those kind. Perv.


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