LOL Zombie

Zombie Food

It’s old, it’s moldy, it’s out to get you!

Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.

If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.

Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

Take a stand. Stand out. Be different.

Eye Doughnut Like You

Oh I didn’t mean you. You’re cool.

The breakfast of… well… I’m not sure. WTF?

I don’t even know what to say about this picture other than WTF.

Bacon: We have to go back!

If we were to go back in time, we could buy so much more bacon.

Maybe there is more to life than eating.

Like sleeping. Or playing on the internet.

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.

 

Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.

Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.

OMG. He’s a vegetable.

He was in the prime of his life when everything was plucked away from him.