Tagged: Food

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The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment

Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.

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All About That Baste

Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons

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Even turkeys like the taste of turkey.

Everyone likes turkey, even turkeys. That’s why we celebrate and eat and be happy on Thanksgiving. Ok, maybe those things don’t necessarily go together but lets just say it works. Also, is that turkey a pirate?...

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Where do sandwiches even live?

See. This person gets it. Why go hunting when I don’t even know where sandwiches live? I don’t need to go track down something, kill it, clean it, cook it, and then make it into...

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And this is why I avoid laundry.

Nothing’s more confusing than figuring out how I’m supposed to wash clothes. Hot or cold? Like colors or just toss them all in? Coleslaw?! Screw it, I’m buying new.