LOL Zombie

Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Eye Doughnut Like You

Oh I didn’t mean you. You’re cool.

No one likes smart posts on Facebook.

Shopping = Awesome. Current events, not so much.

Today I will get some shit done and avoid the internet distractions.

Hey look at that new cat video. And someone posted updates on Facebook. What’s that, a new funny Tumblr blog? OMG a new shiny something somewhere on the Internet. I’ll get shit done tomorrow. Promise.

Facebook, please. I’m trying to work.

Why is it that when we’re trying to get something done, Facebook is nagging us and taking our focus away.

Proposed New Facebook Buttons

Facebook would be so much better with some of these buttons.

H is for Holy Crap we have 500 Facebook fans!

It doesn’t seem like that long ago that we created a Facebook fan page. Then people started following us. We were excited to get 10 people, then 100. Now we have over 500! OMG that’s awesome!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Anti Social Network

Like. Dislike. Shut the Fuck Up

Ohh Facebook. How we love to hate you.

Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.

Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.