I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake. Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying.
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on. Everything I need Google can find or...