LOL Zombie

Did you just say run for fun? You know we have the internet now right?

Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on.

Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.

Moment of Silence Please For Those Stuck In Traffic

For those who are just trying to get the gym so they can walk on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. Life is rough.

Creepy Cool Muscle Music [video]

A part of me thinks this isn’t even possible. I mean how can you control your abs individually? Maybe it’s possible. My lack of muscles is no match.

Now the fire sax is possible and damn cool!

They ask for others to submit their videos at the end and I’m not sure what’s going to show up, but all I can picture is a bunch of beer bellies and tubas.

Wine Aerobics

It’s as easy as one, two, three. Once you finish one bottle, repeat.

My Fitness Plan Includes Bacon

See. Bacon is good for you.

Exercise. Some Motivation Required.

No one said exercise was easy. Sometimes it takes a little motivation.

See, You Do Exercise Every Day

NOTICE: This department requires no physical fitness program.

Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dogging responsibilities and pushing their luck.

Must be the management department.

Exercising Fail – Then vs Now

When we were kids, exercising was fun and easy. Now it’s expensive and lame. What happened to us?!