Exercising Picture Posts
Lets just say you don’t have to worry about anything; unless you have a nicer body.
What one person sees as a flaw, another sees as a feature. There is nothing wrong with fruit and there is nothing wrong with ourselves.
If you only knew you had such a sweet body.
I see no reason to go to the gym and work out when I could just stay home and be happy. Or maybe I’ll go to the movies. Or for some ice cream.
The idea of running seems good for a moment, but lets face reality, most of us are not runners.
I mean really? Video games are fun. Movies are fun. Going to the bar is fun. Running is hard work and it makes you feel like you are going to die.
I named my dog 5 miles so I could tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
Exercising thing is hard, that’s why I got smart and got a dog.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake.
Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying.
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on.
Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.
For those who are just trying to get the gym so they can walk on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. Life is rough.
A part of me thinks this isn’t even possible. I mean how can you control your abs individually? Maybe it’s possible. My lack of muscles is no match.
Now the fire sax is possible and damn cool!
They ask for others to submit their videos at the end and I’m not sure what’s going to show up, but all I can picture is a bunch of beer bellies and tubas.