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We Must Feed Edward & Bella To Voldemort

I think Patrick may be on to something here. We should probably take Edward & Bella and feed them to Voldemort and free ourselves of the Twilight Saga.

The True Identity of Edward, He’s A Cat

And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there.

Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that fancy computer editing stuff that slims him down for the big screen. Otherwise there would be no room for Bella.

Is This The Surprise Ending to Twilight Eclipse?

Is this the surprise ending to Twilight Eclipse? I had no idea the movie was headed in this direction. But, to be fair, I had no idea where it was going in any direction.

Movie Stars as Llamas

What’s that Edward Llama? You think you’re cooler than the Llamanator? Doubt it says Teenage Mutant Ninja Llama.

Creepy Cool Edward Wall Cutout – Twilight

Are you a big Twilight fan? Think Robert Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen, is the hottest ever? Then you’ll love this Edward cutout that you can put up on a wall in your room.

Edward will stand creepily over you as you sleep making sure you are safe. He’ll be keeping an eye out for any roving carnivorous vampires searching for a snack, while reminding you to “Be Safe”.

Of course if danger does arise, he’s no help at all. Just like vampires in daylight, he only looks pretty.

via robpattinson.blogspot.com and Esty.