LOL Zombie

I’m sorry that I’ll never be as fun in person as I am in drunk texts.

Did you get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day?

Did you go out and get drunk? Do you remember what you did? I guess the Facebook pictures and YouTube videos that show up later today may help you answer that question.

If you see leprechauns, stop drinking.

Just a little advice for all those drinking this St. Patrick’s Day. If you see little green men, of any kind, you should probably stop drinking and call it a night.

Drunk-O-Meter

This St. Patrick’s day are you going to be drunk enough to be Irish? I know I am.

Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.

Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.

Who needs a lie detector test when you have alcohol?

Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.

After hours fun with your drunk buddies.

Who wants to go out and get wasted?

Always do sober what you’d do drunk

Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles

Sounds like a great way to spend the evening if you ask me. Hell I’ll take a whole day!

I’m Outdoorsy. I Like Getting Drunk On Patios.

Who says you have to be a camper or hiker to be outdoorsy? What if I just like to get drunk in public?