Drunk Picture Posts
Unicorns aren’t easy to spot. Usually you have to be drunk or on drugs. Which, if that were true, means you may have bigger problems than seeing unicorns.
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
Did you go out and get drunk? Do you remember what you did? I guess the Facebook pictures and YouTube videos that show up later today may help you answer that question.
Just a little advice for all those drinking this St. Patrick’s Day. If you see little green men, of any kind, you should probably stop drinking and call it a night.
This St. Patrick’s day are you going to be drunk enough to be Irish? I know I am.
Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.
Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.
Who wants to go out and get wasted?
Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.