I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
Unicorns aren’t easy to spot. Usually you have to be drunk or on drugs. Which, if that were true, means you may have bigger problems than seeing unicorns.
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better...
Insert some alcohol and you’ll get the truth.