LOL Zombie

I need coffee to be hyper-aware of how little work I’m doing today.

Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard

When These Two Trucks Collide, It’s Going To Be Amazing!

No one likes to see an accident, but when it’s a Coke and Mentos truck, everyone wants to see them crash.

Who wants a Party Tyme cocktail? It’s in a can.

It’s never to late to start a party. Especially if it’s a whiskey sour in a can. You’ll like it because it’s cool. You’ll love it because it’s retro.

Summer is almost over, enjoy it while you can.

Grab a glass of lemonade. Go to the pool. Or just relax. It’s not the end of the world.

When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila!

Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.

 

You are Fantastic

Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

I found the vodka, it was hiding in the orange juice!

Nothing says good morning like a a screwdriver. Who would like one?

Don’t get all up in my Kool-Aid

You don’t even know the flavor.