I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.
Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard
No one likes to see an accident, but when it’s a Coke and Mentos truck, everyone wants to see them crash.
Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.