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Irish Today. Shitface Tonight. Hungover Tomorrow.

It’s going to be a St. Patrick’s Day I won’t remember. Yahooooooooo!

If you see leprechauns, stop drinking.

Just a little advice for all those drinking this St. Patrick’s Day. If you see little green men, of any kind, you should probably stop drinking and call it a night.

Drunk-O-Meter

This St. Patrick’s day are you going to be drunk enough to be Irish? I know I am.

I like my beer like I like my women. Intoxicating and Irish.

Who am I kidding? As long as she’s intoxicated, I’m good.

Let’s Get Ready To Stumble!

Here comes one of the most fuzzy holidays of the year. Are you ready for some St. Pat’s day fun?!

There is always someone who drinks at work. Might as well be me.

Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.

Green beer wants to be inside you.

I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.

Drink Up Bitches

St. Patrick’s day is coming and you better be prepared. Tonight I’ll be practicing getting my drunk on.

We have beer as cold as your ex-girlfriends heart.

And in this scenario, cold is good. Mmm so good. Enjoy this for a little while and you’ll forget all about her and possibly find someone new. Someone who cares for you, lets you watch football and buys you beer. It could happen.

This is what happens when you drink a bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila.

Have you ever wondered what happens when you drink a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo? Well you end up in the hospital. However, if you only drink part of the tequila bottle, you can have a great time. Just be careful as once you start, it’s hard to stop.