It’s the best thing she ever did for me.
I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better...
aka PARTY! Who’s in? It’s going to be a blast.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.