Dogs Picture Posts
A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.
I don’t even know what to think about this except I feel bad for the dog. Actually I doubt the dog died. He probably doesn’t even have a dog. The videotape will tell us. Who has the video?
Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their
slaves owners close to them.
I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.
Even big dogs want to be loved. They want to crawl up on you and cuddle in just like the cat does. There’s plenty of room right?!
via Off The Leash
Let’s interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico.
Now lets all go party with some nachos, tequila and some Taco Bell. What could go wrong with that combination?
And no, you can’t count a phone call to your mom to bail you out of jail as a Mother’s Day call.
I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.
I got a hankering for waffles. What do ya think?
I call linking off the spoon!
I’m brining it with me ‘cuz last time we got in the car I came back with no balls…
Now that’s one smart dog.
Can’t tell if my dog is really dumb, or so smart that he’s playing me.
Wh’s a good bunny? Yes you are. Did you fetch me a carrot? Next time fetch me some chocolate? Ok?