LOL Zombie

Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.

Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.

Hey there little guy.

I was with a beast before Twilight made it cool.

That’s right, Bell was a bad ass.

Dear movie princesses, stop being stupid.

If you don’t know what it is don’t drink it or eat it. Why is that so hard to understand?

It’s Disney’s fault we all have problems these days.

Did you grow up on Disney movies? If so, they might be to blame for all your current problems.

Most Dwarves Are Not Happy

Six out of seven Dwarves are not happy. Must be a union thing.

Disney Pixar & BP Present Finding Nemo 2

By the looks of it, Finding Nemo 2 won’t be as good as the original. Of course, nothing in those waters will ever be the same as it use to be.

4th Book of Twilight Sucks

Now I can’t say that I know that the 4th book of Twilight sucks as I haven’t read it, but if Gaston says it does, I have to believe him. Cartoons don’t lie.

Disney Success: The Copy & Paste Way

Why put out one great Disney movie, when you can do two? Two movies with the same basic principles, just different characters.

I guess it’s not copy & paste though if you are hand drawing them. Then again, it’s not innovation or creativity either.

Best Show Ever: TMNT vs Power Rangers

What would be the best show ever for kids from the 90s? Why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Power Rangers!

Of course, since it’s Disney, they’d probably be partnering up to fight crime. Which I guess isn’t so bad.

But if they did fight, I’m totally routing for TMNT!

via youthewhoa