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Coffee is a warm delicious drug.

30, Jan 2012

Good mornings only happen after you get your fix.

Coffee footprints let you know where your coffee was.

16, Nov 2011

Coffee footprints let you know where your coffee was.

They’re not messy, they’re nostalgic. Or something fancy like that.

I’m a coffee filter. Coffee Goes In. Sarcasm Comes Out.

11, Nov 2011

I'm a coffee filter. Coffee Goes In. Sarcasm Comes Out.
And if you bother me before I have had coffee, than I’m probably a jerk.

Evolution of a Coffee Addict

8, Nov 2011

Evolution of a Coffee Addict

I can see some of you already twitching.

When I run out of coffee I give up on everything.

4, Nov 2011

When I run out of coffee I give up on everything.

Coffee is what fuels a lot of us. So when our cup is empty, so are we.

Welcome to the U.S. Now give us your money.

9, Aug 2011

Welcome to the US now give us your money.

Walmart. McDonalds. Starbucks. Where do you loose most of your money? It’s not bad enough that they are everywhere, but they get you hooked and you feel you just have to go back.

Beautiful Mornings Are Nothing Without Coffee

8, Jun 2011

Beautiful Mornings Are Nothing Without Coffee

Some people value their coffee more than anything else.

Someone Pull The Coffee Trigger Already

17, Jan 2011

Someone Pull The Coffee Trigger Already

It’s early, I’m tired. Would someone pull the trigger already and take me out of my misery? I need coffee and aI need it bad.

Bitch. I’m Fabulous, Drunk and Single

11, Nov 2010

Bitch. I'm Fabulous

Bitch Witch

Whoever You Are

Coffee Drunk

Dumb Challenges

Sorry To Hear About Your Divorce

Dollar Store Christmas

Skip the crappy ecards and send your friends a blunt card. You’ll surely make their day, or at least yours!

Coffee Gives You Energy To Do Stupid Things Faster

1, Oct 2010

Coffee Gives You Energy To Do Stupid Things Faster

Drink Coffee – Do Stupid Things Faster With More Energy.

That’s exactly what we all need to do right? Now I see why so many people love coffee!


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