LOL Zombie

Things I like about coffee and things I like about you.

What do you know, sounds like a match made in heaven.

Coffee. Exposed.

You never know what they’re hiding under that sleeve.

If your dog doesn’t like someone, maybe you shouldn’t either.

Dogs are a good judge of character and maybe you should listen to them. If they growl at a stranger, maybe you shouldn’t date them.

Coffee! Because you can sleep when you’re dead.

Who want’s to put Red Bull in the coffee pot?

If you want to kick this morning off with a bang, put some Red Bull in your coffee pot. Next think you know, you’ll be seeing noises! Not to mention all the other crazy things that will happen to your body.

Coffee is cheaper than speed.

And easier to get.

Haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t make me kill you.

Coffee is a warm delicious drug.

Good mornings only happen after you get your fix.

Coffee footprints let you know where your coffee was.

They’re not messy, they’re nostalgic. Or something fancy like that.

I’m a coffee filter. Coffee Goes In. Sarcasm Comes Out.

And if you bother me before I have had coffee, than I’m probably a jerk.