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Merry Christmas! Wolf Wolf Wolf. Meow.

Happy Holidays to you and yours. Hopefully you’ve dressed up your pets in some ridiculously cute Christmas outfits this year! You know they love it!

Silent Night – Mostly – Cute Pet Edition

All is calm, all is bright and sometimes that in itself is a miracle.

Unless your pets are the ones that get in trouble when no one is looking. Then it’s quiet, too quiet.

Happy make your kids into greedy little materialistic consumption addicts day.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Feliz Navidad and so much more!

Does social media make the holidays better or worse?

Just because you can record and take pictures of everything, it doesn’t mean it always make things better. Your family and friends will always record the parts you don’t want them to and share it with the world.

Good luck this holiday season and I can’t wait to see your embarrassing photos & videos online after Christmas!

Happy whatever doesn’t offend you.

Unless happy offends you. In that case, forget you.

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*#k this.

This one goes out to all the Scrooges. May your holidays be merry and bright as I know that’ll annoy the hell out of you.

Christmas Warning Signs

Be careful opening that special present this year. You never know what’s inside.

When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear.

And it won’t be that fancy sexy underwear. It’ll be whitey tities.

You’re not the real Santa!

If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!

It’s not nothing, it’s an air guitar!

Give a cheap gift this Christmas, an air guitar! Kids love them. Well they usually do. Unless they get them mixed up with nothing.

via Bizarro