
Murray Christmas to all!! We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Murray Christmas to all!! We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Ahh yes, 1986 when computer graphics were pixely and the sound basic. Good times.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
You know, a big truck full of toys for all the good girls and boys.
If you came here thinking something perverted, well that’s just wrong. Unless Santa looks a lot like daddy and you’re mama. Still, he’s a beloved childrens character. Gowd.
(FYI: This video was picked just for the song. Don’t mind the dancers. Song starts at about 20 seconds.)
It’s time for everyone’s favorite holiday classic! Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!!
Ohh and don’t forget the rap version:
Go Grandma, Go Grandma, Go Grandma!
Forget Rudolph and all those other crazy reindeer, Leroy is the man. He may be a redneck reindeer, but he’s super on the cool scale!
The TWILIGHT before Christmas and all throughout the forest, things were kinda not right as a mystical creature was in plain sight.
Now this is frekin’ amazing. Not only did they tie their Christmas lights into Guitar Hero, but they have the whole house and yard in sync! The Griswolds have nothing on this guy.
I wanna play!!

Clark Griswold
“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” – Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation
With the spirit of the season upon us, here are a few holiday houses that are sure to make Clark Griswold proud!

Some people, ok most people, feel that stores should not have Christmas stuff out in October. It’s kinda like zombies being at the birth of Jesus. It’s just not right. Funny, but not right.