You’re single. You don’t have to worry about all this gift giving etiquette and stress. Buy yourself something nice and relax.
Putting Christmas lights on your house is cool, but covering your car is even cooler! I have no idea how they did this, but love it.
Talk about a stellar wrapping job. Looks just like a cat all wrapped up for Christmas! Guess what’s inside. It’s a gift card! That’s right, someone has way better wrapping skills than you.
I was just sitting here like a good dog when it just fell over all by itself without me even touch it.
Just saying. Either you’re all in or you don’t get nothing. Ho Ho Ho Yo.