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The Christmas Battle

Christmas is nearly here. Time to battle off the last-minute shoppers and claim victory!

How To Put Up Christmas Lights

Yep, this is how it goes. Seems to be missing the step where you freeze your ass off though.

Rockin’ The Guitar Hero Christmas Light House

Now this is frekin’ amazing. Not only did they tie their Christmas lights into Guitar Hero, but they have the whole house and yard in sync! The Griswolds have nothing on this guy.

I wanna play!!

In Search Of Clark Griswold’s House

“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” – Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation

With the spirit of the season upon us, here are a few holiday houses that are sure to make Clark Griswold proud!

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