LOL Zombie

My brain is trying to kill me.

I’m just sitting here, minding my own business and it won’t shut up.

Life is all fun and games until you find out your little M&M is a Skittle!

I’m sure he just looks like the mailman because we get a lot of mail.

Hulk Want To Do Something Fun Tomorrow

Hulk hit. Hulk smash. Hulk get bored. Tomorrow let’s have some fun. And learn about grammar.

Lesbians. The Cartoon.

Sometimes being a lesbian is fun. Sometimes you find a rich guy, then being a bisexual threesome is fun.

My Spidey Senses are Tingling

Something is going on. My spidey senses are tingling and that means that either the weather is about to change, someone’s making tacos, or I’m going crazy.

I hope it’s tacos as my spidey tummy is rumbling.

Even Ghosts Have A Black Sheet In The Family

It doesn’t matter who your family is, there is always that one that is a little bit different then the rest. He’s just not quite right in the head, but a whole lot of fun!

Upper Class Zombies

Zombies aren’t all brain dead, flesh eating, people with no personality. Some, are quite intellectual and make great dinner conversation.

Does God Read Our Tweets?

When we get to the end of our life, will God know all we’ve done by reading our tweets? Or will we have to explain everything to him?

Take A Few Minutes To Do Nothing… Then Tweet About It

We live in a very busy world and sometimes it’s just nice to stop and do nothing. Of course when you’re done doing that, it’s good to tweet about it.

Sometime’s MILFs Can Be Confusing

no, honey, a MILF is supposed to be somebody else’s mom.

Kids have it rough these days with all the internet stalkers, middle school sex, and what not. Then there are MILFs, a topic which can be confusing at first.