LOL Zombie

Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.

Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.

Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts

I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.

Beware of false candy machines.

 

Unless you like taking a shower in public, I’d skip this so-called candy machine.

Lightsaber Anyone?

Oops I meant Lifesaver. My bad. Still want one? They’re red, the good flavor.

Where’s The Candy? I See No Candy.

Some will do anything for candy. No matter how strange it is.

Me and my Peeps – A 21 Photo Salute

This one goes out to all of the Peeps who make Easter every holiday great.

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Piss Off This Valentines Day

What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day.

Just saying.

Spermies Candy – The Candy You Love To…

I have no idea who’d come up with Spermies Candy. You know, the candy you love to swallow. That is unless you don’t like the taste which then you may just spit out.

Good news, there is no salt added. I guess that makes it healthy for you. Right?

Screw Pixy Stix, Nixie Tubes Come With Caffeine!

Remember the good old days where you sat around with your friends snorting Pixy Stix for no reason other than to see the looks on your friends faces when they did it? Well now you can take it to the next level with Nixie Tubes!

Nixie Tubes are similar to Pixy Stix except they contain caffeine.  That’s right, good old caffeine. 100mg of caffeine to be exact and that’s 20% more than a cup of coffee and energy drinks. Plus it’s cheaper.

Currently the only Nixie Tubes dealer is ThinkGeek so head on over and get your fix.