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F Off. I’m Reading

Sometimes you just like to curl up with a nice book and be left the hell alone!

To Bad There Wasn’t A Book Rental Service

<sarcasm> Wow, I can’t believe no one ever thought of a book rental service before. I mean we can rent videos, but not books. Absurd. </sarcasm>

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad.

Can I just say that I love Google? The auto suggest feature rocks! Type in ‘What’ and it’ll suggest “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad.” Which, by the way, is a great question.

The answer is… it’s a book. Vanessa Feltz wrote the book “What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad.” and the name of the book is causing it to sell tons of copies.

Not sure what it’s really about, but it’s funny and getting great reviews on Amazon!

Have you read it?

Book Lovers Never Go To Bed Alone

Well, if you’ve ever tried to get a teenager to read, you might want to try this angle. Granted, they’ll probably want a magazine, not a book, but it’s a cute saying anyways.

via Sabino.