A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

Some people play with their food way to much. This preggo orange baby thing is a bit weird for me. Would you eat it?

Is it not bad enough that you brought another human into this house, but now you have to let them watch Zombie movies and get stupid ideas in their head?!

Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!

Ohh look at that cute little baby growing inside the lady stick figure. I can’t believe she’s showing already!
I’m not sure why someone wants to eat my baby, but I’m scared. Instead, I’ll eat the food before it eats my children!
Take that evil food.