LOL Zombie

Ohh Baby. It’s pumpkin time!

If you ever wondered where pumpkins come from, this is not it.

How to make a baby; the Ikea way.

Simple instructions that anyone can follow.

Daddy, How Was I Born?

Now this is a creative way to answer that question.

Oh Nuts. It’s A Baby.

Probably a boy too.

Strange Orange Baby

Some people play with their food way to much. This preggo orange baby thing is a bit weird for me. Would you eat it?

Why You Let the Baby Watch Zombie Movies?

Is it not bad enough that you brought another human into this house, but now you have to let them watch Zombie movies and get stupid ideas in their head?!

Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours

Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!

How To Tell When Stick Figures Are Pregnant

Ohh look at that cute little baby growing inside the lady stick figure. I can’t believe she’s showing already!

I Want To Eat You Baby

I’m not sure why someone wants to eat my baby, but I’m scared. Instead, I’ll eat the food before it eats my children!

Take that evil food.

You WANT Breakfast?!

Sometimes you just want something. No waiting, no excuses, JUST NOW DAMMIT!