LOL Zombie

What If I Never Find Out If I’m a Puppy or a Teddy Bear?

Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.

Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.

Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.

Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.

I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.

Do not consume if seal is broken.

Poor shark, eating this broken seal may make him sick.

via shaaark.com

I don’t always meow as loud as I can, but when I do, it’s at 4am and for no reason at all.

I swear that cats just want you to get out of bed so they can steal the warm spot in your bed. They are not hungry, don’t want to play, and don’t need anything, yet they act like the world is ending.

Is it spring yet? I’m waiting for my nuts to thaw out.

You see, I stored them last winter so I could eat them in the spring. Turns out, spring isn’t coming very fast and I’m hungry!

Wakes up happy for no reason.

I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.

I just pooped in your shoe. Just kitten.

Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny.

Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.

Play dumb, you get lots of treats.

Can’t tell if my dog is really dumb, or so smart that he’s playing me.

You want equality? Yes!

Grumpy Cat hardly ever says yes, but when he does you should listen.