LOL Zombie

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.

Take that you little shit.

Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.

Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive.

My destiny is in my own hands.

Wait! What? Who decided to put me in charge? That’s defiantly not a good idea. I know me, I’ll screw this up. Where’s plan B?

Advice: Spooning leads to forking.

Go out, have a few drinks, get your groove on and have fun. Just remember, spooning leads to forking.

 

Worrying Is Like A Rocking Chair…

It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.

Relax. The Galactic War Can Wait

Even galactic soldiers take time to relax; and you should to. Find a pool or a margarita and just chill for a while.

Don’t Trust The Clouds

Don’t Trust The Clouds, Do Trust The Sunshine

Those clouds bring rain and snow and just cause problems.

Good Advice From Rudolph

Just remember kids: Your peers may harass you and bully you to no end, but if you become famous the best idea is to forget it ever happened and spend your Christmas with them!

Expect Nothing – Enjoy Life

Expect nothing and you’ll be surprised of something.

It’s true. You are usually happier when you get something you don’t expect.

Wild Thing Inside

Inside all of us there is a wild thing.

Isn’t it about time you let it out?