Watch out crazy cat ladies, there’s a new lady in town; crazy bunny lady. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of crazy to go around.
Something make me think the dishes have an ulterior motive. I mean, what am I going to get out of this?
Your brain has all the knowledge in the world, but for some reason, your heart overrules it nine times out of ten. But I guess that’s a good thing right?
You know those cars that have their family stickers? Well my car keeps score. I’ve racked up five motorcycles, three old men, seven bicyclists and two people in a wheelchair.
That dude was jalapeño business. Like he should stay out of it and leave us alone.
There they were, just riding their bike through the sky when some jerk in an iron suit knocks them out of the sky.
Where’s Superman when we need him? He’d save ET.
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy.
aka PARTY! Who’s in? It’s going to be a blast.
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
Whats that? You wanna a piece of me? I don’t think so, that’d be a big mistake.