Remember this if you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns. Course, if clowns attack you I wonder what you did to piss them off. Usually they’re pretty happy going.
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
I love Mario, but it boggles my mind that he can break brick blocks with his head (actually hand), but turtles kill him. They’re just turtles man!