Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall

Humpty Dumpty Enjoying Fall Activities

I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever.  Enjoying the leaves, carving pumpkins, picking apples, and reading a good book by the fire.

Frida Gomam

Lady stopped by the cops.

What do you do when you get pulled over by the cops? Tell them your name is Frida Gomam. I guess that only works for women, but it can’t hurt to try can it? va twoodle_05

Stay Inside Festival!

Festival poster with inside activities

What’s better than going out to a music festival? Staying inside, that’s what. It includes: Air Conditioner A Real Bed Video Games Movies A Clean Toilet Comics Your Couch TV Series A Refrigerator Clean Underwear Fresh Food Personal Space What are you waiting for? Make plans to do go nowhere today. Get yourself a Stay … Read more

Guess what? I don’t run.

26.2 Oreo's I've Eaten In One Sitting

It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I don’t care. I can even get my own running bumper sticker to show you how amazing I am.