Some people are unforgettable. Like that jerk that did that thing. Every time I think about it, it just makes me angry!!
I got a hankering for waffles. What do ya think?
I call linking off the spoon!
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids!
I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
Why yes, my questions are great. I’d come up there and kick your ass if you said my questions were lame.
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, drink the tap water.
I’m brining it with me ‘cuz last time we got in the car I came back with no balls…
Now that’s one smart dog.
No peaking. Just pick a book, buy it, and read it.
It’s always a good idea to stop and think how great life actually is. We spend so much time focusing on all the wrong things, that we forget how awesome our life really is.
Life is always better with a good beet.