You can’t argue with that logic. Of course, you can’t prove it either. Lets not chance it.
I’m guessing that if you’re smiling at your crotch that there is a 99% chance that you’re texting in class. And that leaves a 1% chance that you’re a little odd.
You should always live today as if it’s your last. Well. Unless it’s not. In that case, be careful of what the future holds. You may have another 80 years. Play it a little...
Even though he may not be covered in chocolate, he’s a steel at the price. Who wants a Kitty Cat?