There is nothing like floating on a giant donut, in the pool, while eating a donut, on a nice summer day.
Doesn’t that sound nice?!
Buy your own Gigantic Donut Pool Float.
True story. I’m awesome, not shy. You should really get to know me.
It’s the worst when you think Thursday is Friday. Urg!
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
I’m not sure about you, but I started eating cake as soon as we started talking about cake.
Way to go Mom. You rock! You do to Dad. She couldn’t have done it without you.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
The list of things I’m good at is growing every day. Like just today I learned that pissing off other drivers on the road can now be added to the list.