Get Your Groove On With Dancing Cows
How great are cows? Especially when they are dancing cows! I like to moove it moove it!
Life Is To Short #quote
Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So live the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t (or forget about them) and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said that it’d … Read more
When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]
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Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there. Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that … Read more
Warning About Mail Order Brides
If you ever get a mail order bride, always be sure to have it overnighted or have the sender poke air holes in the box. Otherwise it’s a mail order corpse.
Your Mom And I Are Friends On Facebook
I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends. What else would we be? 😉
What Happens To Popcorn When It’s Hot Outside?
What happens to pop corn when it’s hot outside? They tend to pop! And where it’s really funny to some, others are not so happy.
Are iPhones Turning People Into Hobbits? [cartoon]
iPhones. Turning normal everyday average Joe’s into some sort of creepy little hobbit that want nothing more than their precious. Which, of course, you can’t touch. And if you try and take it away he’ll freak out!
Fireworks Are Fun, Just Don’t Blow Your Fingers Off [pict]
Have fun this 4th of July, just don’t blow your fingers off!