Then I put my left foot in, then out, then it got complicated and I spun myself around till I fell down.
I don’t understand why I need to get out of bed. I’m comfortable and happy here.
There’s so many things I think about people all day that if they found out, I’d be out friends, a job, and never get a date again.
A mom’s kiss can make almost anything better. Almost. via Cyanide & Happiness
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Don’t underestimate people. You know, all those things you shouldn’t do because your mom told you so. Yea, thank her for that.