Do you know the difference between regular, super and crazy glue?
I spent many of hours trying to win this game. There were no cheat codes, no saving progress, nothing. Just now or never!
It’s not like I can go out in public and be this awesome. It just doesn’t work like that.
Talk about a deal. Cooking that first meal in your new home is tough because either you haven’t unpacked or you’re to tired from unpacking. That’s where the free pizza comes in!
Poop can feel good
Poop can feel bad.
Poop can make you happy
Poop can make you sad.
Poop will always stay
Poop will always be there
Poop will give you stress
More than you can bear.
Poop is a funny word
Poop is so cool
Poop goes in a toilet and hopefully not a pool.
So remember, always keep in mind
That poop is never far behind.
Well isn’t that special? And I’d like to point out that everybody poops.
Is it too much to ask to be talked to when I’m doing something right, not just when you need me to do something?! I feel like I’m being used. Come on GPS, you’re smarter than that.
I’m sure they’re just searching for a party to crash.
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
I’ll respond so much faster to a text than a voice mail or email. Especially since you’ll leave a much shorter message.