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Archive for June, 2009

I Have a Squirrel In My Breast Pocket. How About You?

I’m all for being nice to animals, but carrying a squirrel around between your boobs takes the cake. The little guy seems to have a nice space to live in and gets to travel to all kinds of great places; like police questioning for murder. Notice how she quickly put the squirrel away before he recounted what happened? Someone’s hiding something.

Hey Cheeseburger, Wait For Me!

I just hate it when my food up and walks away. Especially when it’s a tasty, yummy cheeseburger.

via Tired of Fast Food? – Cute Overload.

Moldy Bags Make For Tasty Sandwiches

It’s bad enough to have to go to work every day, but then to have someone eat your lunch on top of that, the horror! Have no fear though as there are now moldy lunch bags so your food looks to nasty to eat. Now all you have to worry about is when you sandwich really is moldy and you just think it’s the bag. Mmmm mold.

via Anti-Theft Lunch Bags | Design Milk.

Space Aliens Don’t Have a DTV Converter Box

Alien ALF on TV

OMG. Aliens don’t know that MJ is dead, who’s winning “So You Think You Can Dance,” and are not going to see Glee this fall on FOX!! And it’s all the U.S. governments fault for not selling DTV converter boxes in space. Damn you government.

A senior astronomer at the SETI Institute writes that there may be “zillions of viewers who might not have a converter box or a digital-ready TV–namely, the aliens.”

That’s right: extraterrestrials who might be picking up our analog broadcasts could miss out. Ever since the Second World War, television signals (as well as FM radio and radar) have served as Homo sapiens’ emissaries into deep space. High-frequency, high-power broadcasts have filled an Earth-centered bubble more than 60 light-years in radius with signals. If there are any aliens nearby, they would have been hard-pressed to find trilobites, dinosaurs, or even the Greeks and Romans. But, thanks to “I Love Lucy,” they could find you – or at least your parents.

This is a serious matter. However, we now all know who voted for Sanjaya on American Idol a few years back and who was watching King of the Hill all these years.

via Space.com

Update: Aliens Are Watching Nightcourt and Punky Brewster

Yummy S’more Keyboard

Are you sitting at your desk, wishing you didn’t have to work and craving some chocolate? Well if you had a s’more keyboard, you could eat your keyboard and then you wouldn’t have to work because your keyboard was gone. That’s a win win right there. Mmmmm

via Foolish Gadgets.

Have no fear, hold your food and beer with integrated plate.

What’s the worst part about going to parties other than socializing, being nice, and having to put on pants? Well that’d be trying to balance your food and beer at the same time. However, that’s now a thing of the past wit the Go Plate. Someone decided to rid the world of that issue and put a hole in the middle of their plate so they could still have their sandwich and chips and hold their beer at the same time. Downsides are that I could see taking a drink of beer and covering myself in food. Oh well, as long as my beer was Ok that’s all that really matters.